Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Riots, kisses, poetry

Love Among the Ruins
By Robert Browning

Where the quiet-coloured end of evening smiles,
         Miles and miles
On the solitary pastures where our sheep
         Half-asleep
Tinkle homeward thro' the twilight, stray or stop
         As they crop—
Was the site once of a city great and gay,
         (So they say)
Of our country's very capital, its prince
         Ages since
Held his court in, gathered councils, wielding far
         Peace or war.


Now the country does not even boast a tree,
         As you see,
To distinguish slopes of verdure, certain rills
         From the hills
Intersect and give a name to, (else they run
         Into one)
Where the domed and daring palace shot its spires
         Up like fires
O'er the hundred-gated circuit of a wall
         Bounding all
Made of marble, men might march on nor be prest
         Twelve abreast.


And such plenty and perfection, see, of grass
         Never was!
Such a carpet as, this summer-time, o'er-spreads
         And embeds
Every vestige of the city, guessed alone,
         Stock or stone—
Where a multitude of men breathed joy and woe
         Long ago;
Lust of glory pricked their hearts up, dread of shame
         Struck them tame;
And that glory and that shame alike, the gold
         Bought and sold.


Now—the single little turret that remains
         On the plains,
By the caper overrooted, by the gourd
         Overscored,
While the patching houseleek's head of blossom winks
         Through the chinks—
Marks the basement whence a tower in ancient time
         Sprang sublime,
And a burning ring, all round, the chariots traced
         As they raced,
And the monarch and his minions and his dames
         Viewed the games.


And I know, while thus the quiet-coloured eve
         Smiles to leave
To their folding, all our many-tinkling fleece
         In such peace,
And the slopes and rills in undistinguished grey
         Melt away—
That a girl with eager eyes and yellow hair
         Waits me there
In the turret whence the charioteers caught soul
         For the goal,
When the king looked, where she looks now, breathless, dumb
            Till I come.


But he looked upon the city, every side,
         Far and wide,
All the mountains topped with temples, all the glades'
         Colonnades,
All the causeys, bridges, aqueducts,—and then
         All the men!
When I do come, she will speak not, she will stand,
         Either hand
On my shoulder, give her eyes the first embrace
         Of my face,
Ere we rush, ere we extinguish sight and speech
         Each on each.


In one year they sent a million fighters forth
         South and North,
And they built their gods a brazen pillar high
         As the sky
Yet reserved a thousand chariots in full force—
         Gold, of course.
O heart! oh blood that freezes, blood that burns!
         Earth's returns
For whole centuries of folly, noise and sin!
         Shut them in,
With their triumphs and their glories and the rest!
         Love is best.


Read the story of the Vancouver Riot Kissers.

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Who's hotter?

Jillian, a Blogger vs. Kira, a Gelfling






At first I was pretty offended when I learned that I was being called "the gelfling" behind my back. But then I realized Kira is pretty fierce. It's the combination of wide cheek bones and a pointy chin resembling the nose of the same face. Plus Kira and I are about the same height.

So leave a comment (if you can stoop so low). Who's hotter, me or the muppet?

Thursday, June 9, 2011

It's not my fault you can't get over me

Today I had a surprise visit from my old flame, Migraine. It had been about two weeks since we went our separate ways - it was the longest we had been apart since we first got serious in 2006. She showed up at my office, wanting to talk. It was pretty awkward, so you know, I just really need to blog about it.

She was like:
Jillian, I miss you, but it's more than missing you. I don't know who I am without you.

And I was like:
Migraine, you've been with me through good and bad, and that's why I think you deserve my full honesty. When you’re around, I get butterflies in my stomach. I can’t think about anything else. But the truth is I can't take the drama anymore. You're clingy, needy, pessimistic and self-absorbed.

And she was like:
Jillian, no! How can you say those things about me after all these years? I love you. I thrive off your energy, your passion, your intellect. When I’m near you, I feel so alive!

And I was like:
Migraine, you drain my emotions. You take up all my time. And you spend all my money.

And she was like:
I’m dying without you. Without you, I’m nothing but emptiness. But I guess you just don't care.

And I was like:
There you go again, playing the victim like you always do.

And she was like:
I am not playing the victim! I'm really hurting! Can’t you feel my anguish?

And I was like:
Migraine, I’m sick of your so-called anguish! I know you're just exaggerating to get my attention.

And she was like:
I don’t care what you say. We were destined to be together, and deep down you know it.

And I was like:
Migraine, your presence is painful to me. We are through.

And she was like:
I’m not leaving you.

And I was like:
I will do whatever it takes to get away from you. Even if I have to go to the authorities.

And that’s when things really got crazy. She started scattering my papers all over the office, and she deleted a whole chunk of work I had done this morning. She threw my snack in the trash and hid my glasses. So I just had to run out and go home.

I’m sure she followed me, though. I can’t hear or see anything, but I just feel her lurking around. This is gonna be ugly.